Will it ever happen?


June 22, 2011

TIME, as Steve Miller so presciently sang, keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future. And the timescale for embarking on our Great Adventure seems to slip further into the future every week.

We remain determined to make it happen – it’s just a question of when. Having agreed that we can’t really leave our families to their own devices over Christmas, it hardly seems worth going abroad before then and having to drive back with all the argy-bargy of getting the dog inspected by a vet 24 hours before our return sailing etc etc.

Particularly when my husband has decided to set up a consultancy business so he can do some work online while we’re away. Particularly when we’re  renovating a smaller house, which we can let out and keep as an insurance policy against the need to downsize when we get back. Particularly when we’re both still working. And even more particularly when we may have to help my father-in-law put his belongings in store so he can let his house to pay his care home fees. In short, we just ain’t ready.

In the meantime we’ve inspected dozens more camper vans – driving all the way to Newbury for a monster motor home show this time. Even more mind-boggling than the trip to a dealership, all it did was make us realise that the models we’d had in mind shared one insurmountable drawback – they were too long to fit on our drive and we would have to scale down our ambitions.

An afternoon spent saying excuse-me and squeezing past other couples in and out of so many little doorways to inspect every conceivable internal layout was exceptionally hard on the feet, and quickly palled, I have to say.
And the dog – bored stiff on his lead all the time, poor creature - didn’t help when he decided to nip the nose of a passing baby border collie. Cue glares from doting owner, and hasty retreat, whilst hissing furiously at husband ‘I told you not to let him near any puppies!’

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